Quote #4897
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Quote #34280
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know...
Quote #5247
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #25836
For most folks, no news is good news for the press, good news is...
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Quote #19732
Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #13294
During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
Quote #27554
It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
Quote #34753
Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...