Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #20730
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #15488
Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.
Quote #6795
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Quote #22295
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
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Realists don’t fulfill their ambitions. There must be a dreamer in all of us.
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #19344
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Quote #567
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.