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What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful...
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All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
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All life is an experiment.
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So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and...