Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #6367
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #2725
Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good...
Quote #7444
I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that...
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #25433
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #16672
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything...
Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #1559
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...