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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
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Sometimes I would rather that people take away years from my life Than take...
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As soon as there is life there is danger.
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
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I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Quote #8898
For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.