Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Quote #7902
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Quote #15951
He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for...
Quote #32213
Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #22248
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #1742
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a...
Quote #23654
This body is not a home but an inn, and that only briefly. –...