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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #24935
As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
Quote #10333
Turning and turning in the widening gyre, The falcone cannot hear the falconer; Things...
Quote #3289
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
Quote #8856
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
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What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can....
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There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous...
Quote #22621
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.