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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
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Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible reason distinguishes between the sensible and...
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A man is not finished when he’s defeated he’s finished when he quits.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
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Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.
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Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...