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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the...
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I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
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It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from...
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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Do just once what others say you can’t do, and you will never pay...
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A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner, neither do uninterrupted prosperity and success...
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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the...
Quote #14353
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.