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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
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Funny is an attitude.
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Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the...
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I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...
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There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.