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Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the...
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I don’t pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth...
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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
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I banish fear with two words: you lead.
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The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.
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Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in...