Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...
Quote #34865
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I dont know what...
Quote #22724
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...
Quote #20590
When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
Quote #32937
The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will...
Quote #4754
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Quote #5646
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #15750
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...