Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #13655
Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #29716
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #8714
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #23713
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Quote #26546
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...