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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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In man, the things which are not measurable are more important than those which...
Quote #16966
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #4408
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #23191
No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him...