Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #8836
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #16875
The reliance on property is…the want of self-reliance. Men measure the esteem of each...
Quote #8378
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #12601
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...
Quote #14923
Anybody who accepts mediocrity – in school, on the job, in life – is...
Quote #16676
When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
Quote #7712
There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear...