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Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the fairest harmony.
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
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Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss...
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One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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What a grand thing, to be loved What a grander thing still, to love
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If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.
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Talent is what you possess; genius is what possesses you.