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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
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Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
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Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you...
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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
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Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can...