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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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Never suffer the prejudice of the eye to determine the heart.
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First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #10091
Goals are dreams with deadlines.