Quote #8069
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Quote #10197
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Quote #2159
#3533. The law disregards trifles.
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #11539
A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long...
Quote #5705
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.
Quote #34412
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them.