Quote #10339
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #30366
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
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How we think shows through in how we act. Attitudes are mirrors of the...
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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has...
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The man for whom law exists – the man of forms, the Conservative, is...
Quote #19508
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #26817
He has no hope who never had a fear.
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...