Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #4628
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...
Quote #23312
If we don’t want to see the map of Central America covered in a...
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #29772
If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better...
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #27264
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #14889
The truly educated man is that rare individual who can separate reality from illusion.
Quote #6507
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.