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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out...
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I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of...
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Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one’s values.
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I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or...
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If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
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Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of...