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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God–but...
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You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
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It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
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The more laws, the less justice.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan...
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But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...
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The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit....
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...