Quote #19636
A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #4100
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #3113
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
Quote #323
Good place to put things–cellars.
Quote #14770
Read much, but not many books.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #32911
Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
Quote #30226
I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
Quote #6360
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.