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Idiots…nothing can live forever.
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
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The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to...
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You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish,...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can’t...
Quote #158
Exterminate.
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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I made some mistakes in drama. I thought the drama was when the actors...
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All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and...