Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #25582
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...
Quote #15264
It is useless to send armies against ideas.
Quote #18485
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #13856
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Quote #31560
If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to...
Quote #15215
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it...
Quote #14381
We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we...