Quote #25038
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time,...
Quote #9362
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Quote #10905
The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.
Quote #26006
The more man becomes irradiated with the Divinity of Christ, the more, not the...
Quote #19717
Who is rich He that is content. Who is that Nobody.
Quote #28043
The timid and fearful first failures dismay, but the stout heart stays trying by...
Quote #10367
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...