Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #11710
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child...
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #14989
In every dispute between parent and child, both cannot be right, but they may...
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #8341
To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
Quote #32761
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Quote #22642
Either war is obsolete or men are.
Quote #20577
A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
Quote #1971
Red is grey and yellow white We decide which is right and which is...