Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #29197
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Quote #18344
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #21561
An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains.
Quote #2307
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Quote #25038
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #7930
There is nothing in this world constant, but inconsistancy.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #19903
Leaders are the ones who keep faith with the past, keep step with the...