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Hear me, four quarters of the world – a relative I am Give me...
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
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There are few things reason can discover with so much certainty and ease as...
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The most radical division that it is possible to make of humanity is that...
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Who will tell whether one happy moment of love, or the joy of breathing...
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Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in...