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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by...
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
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Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
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Find peace in where and what you are.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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To save time is to lengthen life.
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Freedom is not something that anybody can be given Freedom is something that people...
Quote #31430
There was never an angry man that thought his anger unjust.