Quote #28562
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Quote #11063
Wisdom comes with winters.
Quote #33411
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
Quote #9148
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Quote #24605
To me, being an intellectual doesn’t mean knowing about intellectual issues it means taking...
Quote #4932
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #23754
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.