Quote #9756
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #17751
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
Quote #21935
It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Quote #3783
A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just...
Quote #20306
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Quote #32740
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #34728
Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but...