Quote #28933
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
Quote #8906
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #10222
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...
Quote #32531
Numbers are essential, but not absolutely essential to strength. For many churches are numerically...
Quote #30096
Anyone who does not feel sufficiently strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Quote #21211
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.