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“Hello,” he lied.
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It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
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The task of science is to stake out the limits of the knowable, and...
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In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law … That would...
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Editor a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The deadliest contagion is majority opinion.
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I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what...
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I...