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Do you ever sit down and wonder what is wrong with the world Do...
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I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people...
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Anarchy – it’s not the law, it’s just a good idea.
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Better be quarreling than lonesome.
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The elegance of honesty needs no adornment.
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.