Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #8160
Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is...
Quote #269
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Quote #28941
We cannot escape fear. We can only transform it into a companion that accompanies...
Quote #5574
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most...
Quote #20558
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #10899
Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...