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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears...
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Trust men and they will be true to you treat them greatly, and they...
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Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...
Quote #22737
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
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Gather in your resources, rally all your faculties, marshal all your energies, focus all...
Quote #17536
Children need models more than they need critics.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...