Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #17295
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life That word...
Quote #23269
The course of true anything does not run smooth.
Quote #13998
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Quote #3159
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #18679
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse...
Quote #18994
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
Quote #1939
The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #7819
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...