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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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Education is not to reform students or amuse them or to make them expert...
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Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck — but, most of...
Quote #31829
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
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Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #26919
He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to...