Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #17808
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you the one...
Quote #27043
I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return...
Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #31295
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #25315
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life...
Quote #7192
To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.
Quote #26002
The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...