Quote #2525
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #10512
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.
Quote #33974
So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #6103
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best – and therefore...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #31017
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears...