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Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that...
Quote #3776
Knowledge is expensive.
Quote #27567
Nobody has ever measured even poets, how much a heart can hold.
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Beginning is easy – Continuing is hard.
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But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far...
Quote #12940
I dream for a living.