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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...
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Whatever your advice, make it brief.
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and...
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...