Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #19466
The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work...
Quote #21544
Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
Quote #20001
In creating, the only hard thing is to begin a grass blade’s no easier...
Quote #13735
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Quote #29716
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #33604
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
Quote #31359
The fidelity of the United States to security treaties is not just an empty...