Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these...
Quote #12374
There are always reasons for murdering a man. But there is no justification for...
Quote #21729
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #14053
Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing...
Quote #619
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #12064
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of...
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #4360
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...