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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can...
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the...
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The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She...
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No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never...
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If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a...
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has unquestionably one really effective weapon?laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution?these can lift...