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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
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Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are...
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...
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Much misconstruction and bitterness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #12233
Before we acquire great power, we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
Quote #9185
There is no sin greater than ignorance.