Quote #20096
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Quote #31247
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #10791
Although we were sent into a failing world, we were not sent to fail.
Quote #32427
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
Quote #24747
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Quote #1968
The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.
Quote #2237
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.