Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #2371
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Quote #22305
No one can give you better advice than yourself.
Quote #31470
There are but few saints amongst scientists, as among other men, but truth itself...
Quote #272
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #3152
Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Quote #12658
Live amongst people in such a manner that if you die they weep over...
Quote #18169
Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
Quote #10877
Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but...
Quote #16639
There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and...